37 Dungeon and Dragons Memes for Geeky Dice Rolling Ladies Competing for Dungeon Master

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    THE WARLOCK, TAKING OUT THE CHILDREN imgflip.com THE CLERIC, WHO MEANT "FOR A WALK"
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    BBEG: "You think of yourselves as heroes? Ha!" Paladin: "Oh please, please... BEG FOR ONE. HA HA HA HA BBEG
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    Enemy NPC: rolls natural 20 My divination wizard: Sike! That's the wrong number!
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    DM, after a TPK: You all made some pretty bad decisions in the end there... Me, who showed up late for the session, came in during the combat, & planned on showing off new character art afterwards:
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    Thieving rogue NPC: "You stole Who are you? my coinpurse" Thieving rogue Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
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    The CN rogue, when they find loot while scouting ahead in a dungeon: After all... Why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?
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    DM: yeah, it's a one shot. The module says it shouldn't take longer than 4 hours. The one shot: It's been 84 years...
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    how it feels when you use fireball for the first time 2 26 20 26 3 66 6 ifunny.co
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    200 Me rolling a 19 before adding my bonus the DM telling me that I miss anyway
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    the opportunity for a warlock to use any spell on their list You think you're better than me? the inclination to just cast eldritch blast I am better than you
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    @dnd.archive literally no reason at all DM Can I roll with advantage?
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    The DM running a cramped, flooded dungeon crawl: The halfling rogue wearing hide armor The Goliath paladin wearing full-plate
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    Wizards Look, I've been around the world, okay? Whatever it is, I'll understand. Basic healing spells There's nothing about this I understand
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    Our Paladin after being healed from unconsciousness for the 6th time during a fight A made with mematic I can do this all day.
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    When a player tries to take a roll result after the dice fell on the floor The rest of the group: EMERGENCY MEETING
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    When your Wild Shape wears off but you ain't done Druiding yet: made with mematic [porpoise noise continues]
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    D&D characters I'm tired of having a tragic backstory D&D players That's too dan bad!
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    WHEN THE GM ROLLS LOW ON THE ENCOUNTER TABLE BUT STILL TRIES TO MAKE IT EPIC
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    Barbarian: Doesn't like druid Party: Gets druid anyway Barbarian and Druid 10 minutes later: 糖
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    When you use a single spell slot as a warlock One to go
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    Player: *makes stealth check* "Does anything see me?" DM: "It doesn't appear so." made with mematic
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    NPC's with pockets The party rogue
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    LIFE IS GOOD. EVIL PALADIN PC BUT IT CAN BE BETTER. imgflip.com EVIL MONK PC
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    Barbarians without a flying. speed or anyone to Fastball Special against the Dragon: LAND YOU IDIOT So I CAN STRANGLE V
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    THE PLAYTEST 7 WARLOCK'S PATRON ONCE THEY REACH LEVEL 3 imgflip.com You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.
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    83 000 0000 Ok, I'm tired of watching you guys floundering trying to figure out this puzzle...I'll give you one more hint... Push the blue button. 10000 This puzzle is too hard, why can't we have all the treasure? Did we level yet? made with mematic
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    Party: Tell us what you did. Rogue: Not unless everyone gets real cool about a bunch of stuff really quickly. @big_dabwo
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    When the DM says to "roleplay among yourselves" and no one does DM Why is no one having a good time? Ospecifically requested it.
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    DM: "I put a ton of work into this, so I hope you enjoy the campaign!" Me seeing the DM's notes on accident, only to realize hardly anything is written down
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    The adventuring party: *very excited for whatever unique encounter the DM has in store for the end of the dungeon crawl they've been on for months now* The hombrewed parody monster stats the DM grabbed off of a meme page: Whomst has awakened the ancient one
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    DM: *describes a lavishly decorated treasure room* The rogue in the party: Bonjour
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    Fighting a dragon when you have a bard in your party The rest of the party Just for once in your life, don't smash! Bard Dragon Big monster!
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    The two rogues after evading a fireball
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    when you improv the entire session and drop lore you didnt preplan All right, I've gotto write all that down 'cause I'm not gonna remember any of it.
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    ANY LAST WORDS? BURNING DOWN THAT TAVERN WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT fo.com/dndmemes 15.com/leopoldthejust *SIGHS
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    THE "I CAN TARRASQUE AT LEVEL ONE" MF'S Graflizi26 WHEN IT PICKS UP A TREE AND MAKES A IMPROVISED WEAPON ATTACK imgflip.com
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    DM's pretending to be three separate npc's all talking to each other That wasn't me. That was Patricia

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